B.F.T. Run

Product Description:
Celebrate your heroic (or barely conscious) completion of the B.F.T. 5-mile run with this precision-cut, six-sided military-style plaque.

• White background for maximum shame… err… glory.

• Black barbed wire border – because comfort is for civilians.

• Features a soldier captured at the exact moment he regrets life choices.

• Perfect for your wall, office, or to throw at the mate who paced you too fast.

Warning: Does not improve your 5-mile time. May cause flashbacks.