Your Emotional Monster Horoscope

🔮 "Your Emotional Monster Horoscope"—Laser"-Cut Zodiac Fun 🔮
Crafted from Baltic Birch | 150 mm x 210 mm | Natural Wood Finish

Ever wondered what kind of emotional monster you really are? This hilarious and light-hearted laser-cut artwork gives a jovial twist to the zodiac—revealing your inner chaos, quirks, and clashing personalities, all in the name of fun! Made from premium Baltic birch, this 150 mm x 210 mm piece is finished with a clear natural wood sealer that enhances its warm, organic look.

😈 Features:

• A humorous take on horoscopes and your wonderfully unstable self

• Laser-cut with crisp detail from sustainably sourced Baltic birch

• Protected with a clear natural finish to showcase the grain

• Compact 150 mm x 210 mm size—perfect for desks, gift boxes, or wall nooks

Great as a cheeky gift, office icebreaker, or just a daily reminder that you're not alone in your emotional chaos.

🛒 Order yours now—because astrology should be brutally honest and a little unhinged!